If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant? - Dana Gould

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It's always said that when one is a soldier who dies in battle, you go to a very high world. There's a great and good karma for the soldier who dies in battle because it's an extended selfless giving.

Dana Gould

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

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