Ninety-five percent of the beliefs we have stored in our minds are nothing but lies, and we suffer because we believe all these lies.
Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. . . We now have very secure dishes!
Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
And my father, after all, was a nationalist.
Love birds don't always sing pretty tunes.
Where there is a great deal of free speech there is always a certain amount of foolish speech.
Slot machines are like crack for old people.