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I'm telling you this for one reason and one reason only: No matter how sure you are of someone's love, it's always nice to hear it.

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Tucker Max

I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.

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