I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. - Darynda Jones

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Mother Teresa was brilliant. She said, “I will never attend an anti-war rally. If you have a peace rally, invite me. ” She knew. She understood the secret. Look what she manifested in the world.

Darynda Jones

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

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Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.

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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

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Plays are architecture, and you can make them stand in many ways that are hard to describe. And, I think, in our limited ability to describe them, we've substituted our inarticulateness for saying that there's one and only one structure.

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Maria Shriver

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It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous.

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