There's almost no gravity at the surface. If you were standing on [the surface], you could jump into orbit.
Live for this life as though you live in it forever and live for the life to come as though you die tomorrow
You've got to know business before you go to show business.
Be yourself. An original is always worth more than a copy.
Justice is what the judge ate for breakfast.
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.