If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
Relations between pure and applied mathematicians are based on trust and understanding. Namely, pure mathematicians do not trust applied mathematicians, and applied mathematicians do not understand pure mathematicians.
Things usually work out in the end. " "What if they don't?" "That just means you haven't come to the end yet.
Nothing about my birth - or yours - was random or accidental. I was born for this time - and so were you. We were each chosen for a particular, cosmically important task that can be done by no one else.
The pleasure of despair. But then, it is in despair that we find the most acute pleasure, especially when we are aware of the hopelessness of the situation. . . . . . everything is a mess in which it is impossible to tell what's what, but that despite this impossibility and deception it still hurts you, and the less you can understand, the more it hurts.