Masters of the bluff and masters of the proposition, but the enemy I see wears a cloak of decency.
I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7.
I don't know if I'd call myself a prodigy, but I was a big forensics competitor in high school, and then during college I spent some time working at speech and debate camps as a coach.
I do have a dirty sense of humor.
I'm unfortunately very verbose too often.
I think that once we get to that point where our generation is running things, I truly believe we'll look back at this time and question why we were ever so complacent withholding something as universal as the freedom of equality and marrying someone that you love.
I was being flirted with for 'Modern Family,' which my wife still hasn't let me live down, but it's one of those things where that show is so brilliant because the casting couldn't be any more perfect. It wouldn't have been right for me, and I wouldn't have been right for it.
In every generation women have to be taught their place one more time. The subordination of women is never accomplished for once and for all.
I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.
Life for most people is a bad dream. They live in pain, grabbing at what they can for pleasure. As they grow old, they despair. Things don't work out the way you planned.
But any man who walks in the way of power and property is bound to meet hate.