When a person screams in pain, the actual pain is only half the noise they make. The other half is the terror at being forced to accept that they exist.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Voices were heard from the United States of America which made it clear that America wanted a peaceful and united Europe as a basis for mutual cooperation.
The best thing that could ever happen to any one of us is that all our sins would be broadcast on the 5 o' clock news.
That's part of the curse: If you're gonna play the song, you better play it. I've tried to phone in 'Jeremy' a few times, and it's tough. It doesn't work.
When I came into the league in '85, the regimen for working out was just basic, and as I got older it became more about the core and keeping your body in balance.