Hookers do tricks, magicians make magic.
Life is a series of triumphs and disappointments. Once you harness the disappointments, your triumphs will be greater.
I may not be perfect but I am perfect enough to be a very good rendition of me.
Sometimes the answers are not there until we stand still and listen. But they are there and they are usually surrounded by love. You are too.
Sometimes I wonder if the lessons in life will ever stop but then why would you want to remain ignorant?
When the world around you is falling to pieces. Invite yourself into a new world that you have invented and can't be touched.
When everything around you seems bleak, sick and empty - the antidote is forgiveness and love of yourself, and others, plus a dollop of gratitude.
General rules are dangerous of application in particular instances.
I recently saw Brooke Hogan's new music video, and I've got to say she looked hot.
As thrilling as it was, speechwriting is ultimately frustrating for someone who wants to be a writer.
I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.