I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.
Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.
I know of a number of people who are successfully earning to give. That isn't for everyone but for those with the ability to earn a lot of money and the character to resist the temptation to spend it on themselves, it can be a great way to do good.
Once, I had so many scripts coming to me that I could hardly read them all.