Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.
TEDIUM, n. Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source --the first words of the ancient Latin hymn _Te Deum Laudamus_. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil'. . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.
The longer I live, the more I have the feeling like God looks down, like when you've just bitten into a vanilla ice cream cone, you just get the feeling God's going, 'Yes! He enjoys it, and I made his taste buds and I made vanilla and he's putting it together and he's experiencing what I created him to experience.
We should live in such a way that our lives wouldn't make much sense if the gospel were not true.
Love always elevates the character of man. It never lowers him, provided love be love