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There will be peace in the Middle East only when the Arabs love their children more than they hate Israel.

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Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

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Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.

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RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

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I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.

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It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.

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When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

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