Throw your children in the surf and let them get used to it. They have to learn all about rips and tides and swimming between the flags and all that sort of stuff. I know that sounds ridiculous but it's true.
John Terry wears his shirt on his sleeve
Manchester United will be hoping their bench can come off the bench
Southampton have always been at the top, apart from the seasons when they weren't
Martin Jol has put his hands on his heads.
Reading have got the good factor
History is just this froth of artifact production that has appeared in the last ten to fifteen thousand years. It spread across the planet very quickly. But that mind in man just goes back and back into the darkness.
I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.
The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.
I sort of feel sorry for gays being the last ones at the sexual revolution window. We've had liberalizing rules on divorce. We've had the sexual revolution. We've had, you know, the pill, and burning bras and rampant premarital sex and polymorphous perversity.