I just never subscribed to the theory that at age 55, you fall off the face of the earth on the Tour. . . I always felt that was too young of an age for that.
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
There are so many hot, sexy women in L. A.
My parents were really nice to me.
The Millennium Development Goals are owned by the people.
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee- pad conservative.