I always say that a successful parent is one who raises a child so that they can pay for their own psychoanalysis.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor. "
And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.
If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest. ' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest. ' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.
Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.
Constancy in love. . . is only inconstancy confined to one object.
If you have talent with teamwork, you've got a chance to be a championship team.
Is negative space the space you don't like, or the space that is not there? And if it's not there how can you tell?
Luck's just another word for destiny. . . either you make your own or you're screwed.