Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits … - Moms Mabley

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Christ is the Morning Star, who, when the night of this world is past, gives to his saints the promise of the light of life, and opens everlasting day.

Moms Mabley

Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!

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LOVE is like Playing Checkers. You have to know which Man to MOVE.

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Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.

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Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

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Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

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It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.

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No man must encroach upon my province, nor I upon his. He may advise me, moderately and without pertinaciousness, but he must not expect to dictate to me. He may censure me freely and without reserve; but he should remember that I am to act by my deliberation and not his. I ought to exercise my talents for the benefit of others; but that exercise must be the fruit of my own conviction; no man must attempt to press me into the service.

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Carry your groceries, garden, and do other activities that keep you moving. You will add more years to your life and more life to your years.

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