Live High, Live Mighty, Live Righteously
Highlighting expensive repair costs to your vendor can also be a powerful negotiating tool.
Don't write what you know. Write what you love. That's what will keep you writing.
Everything I say about [writing] battles applies equally well in the boudoir.
Recall the old story of the rather refined young man who preferred sex dreams to visiting brothels because he met a much nicer type of girl that way.
When I'm on stage, I'm trying to do one thing: bring people joy.
Ask a Soviet engineer to design a pair of shoes and he'll come up with something that looks like the boxes that the shoes came in; ask him to make something that will massacre Germans, and he turns into Thomas "Fscking" Edison.
We are convinced that certain people have all the bad qualities we do not know in ourselves.