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I can’t let you go now. I want to go places with you; obscure little places, just to be able to say: here I came with her.

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Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.

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Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!

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There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

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Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

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When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.

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Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.

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