This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive … - Judy Tenuta

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Swedes are a really humble and shy people in many ways, but I think it's pretty much the same as in the U. S. Little girls want to take photographs with me at lunch.

Judy Tenuta

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man. " I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"

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My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait. "

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I think it might be harder for a young comic because there's so much more competition. There's more people trying to do it and there are less rooms. Seriously. The way people do anything now is by getting press - some scandal. It's awful. Somebody has to go on a rooftop with a rifle and they get their own sitcom. It's disgusting.

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I would just go insane in a public school. I don't have enough clothes. You have to be Heidi Klum to go to public school now. It's crazy. I feel sorry for these kids, not to mention that the new Secretary Of Education, Betsy DeVos, is against education.

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Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian. I mean, no matter what you do - excuse me - you can never compete with her. You can win the Nobel Peace Prize and you can't compete with Kim Lard-ashian's ass.

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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

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Swedes are a really humble and shy people in many ways, but I think it's pretty much the same as in the U. S. Little girls want to take photographs with me at lunch.

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