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Aren't all ballets sexy? I think they should be. I can think of nothing more kinky than a prince chasing a swan around all night.

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Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.

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Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.

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When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.

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It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards.

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There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values. ' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.

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Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience.

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