I'm just a real person and I tell it like it is. I don't have a lot of secrets, which has been a fault of mine.
To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable. ' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
I have a no-apology policy.
. . . while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or three times a century and take it away from 'em.
What I term Zen, old Zen, the original face of Zen, new Zen, pure Zen, or Tantric Zen is - Zen in its essence.
Truth. It feels cool, like water washing over my sticky-hot body. Cooling a heat that's been burning me up all my life. Truth, I say inside my head again, just for that feeling.
We've got one life and the older we get the more we come to realize how short it is.