It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like … - Sarah Silverman

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I've been called a lot of things. But never, and I mean never, could anyone ever make the mistake of calling me a Yankee fan.

Sarah Silverman

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha. " They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

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