The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.
You're a free-standing landing pad held together by choir claps.
How honest is it that we drink until we are dehydrated?
Everybody knows that smiling is for little girls, the gays and certain kinds of fish who are smiling by accident.
I don't care to be good, Sheriff. I care to be whole.
If we really do get what we give then I give up, so I can get up.
If we were created in God’s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.
One day robots may babysit our kids, a job that has always required a human touch.
You put down one color and it calls for an answer. You have to look at it like a melody.
When it was time for a player to go, he went.
Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.