One of the ultimate things a human can learn is kindness for their fellow humans
Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.
The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.
I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.
Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.
Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.
But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.
No power can be maintained when it is only represented by hypocrites.
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.
There's a conventional reaction when you see a star: You anticipate he'll be a part of a particular denouement down the road, so you don't worry for that character.