A short-order cook, just off work, makes easy tracking for lions and worse
I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.
You are not just here to fill space or be a background character in someone else's movie. Consider this: nothing would be the same if you did not exist. Every place you have ever been and everyone you have ever spoken to would be different without you. We are all connected, and we are all affected by the decisions and even the existence of those around us.
Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.
A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.
Never stop learning and adapting. The world will always be changing. If you limit yourself to what you knew and what you were comfortable with earlier in your life, you will grow increasingly frustrated with your surroundings as you age.
Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.
When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday.
Prayer is first of all listening to God. It's openness. God is always speaking; he's always doing something. Prayer is to enter into that activity. . . Convert your thoughts into prayer. As we are involved in unceasing thinking, so we are called to unceasing prayer. The difference is not that prayer is thinking about other things, but that prayer is thinking in dialogue,. . . a conversation with God.
Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.
I am more important than my problems.