Lots of people will protest that it's quite unreal and that I'm out of my mind, but that's just too bad
But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey, the so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing. Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
A young man's ambition, can there be a more fleeting prospect?
We have a remarkably complete picture in many ways - and it could be that we're not accounting for something that's almost three-quarters of the entire universe
Plain as a pike-staff.
Many things, for aught I know, may exist, whereof neither I nor any other man hath or can have any idea or notion whatsoever.