I don't go to the cool, trendy restaurants. I go to either the holes in the wall or the super-fancy restaurants where there are no cool people.
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress. . . for more than a decade.
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
Women are clear-headed, they are more creative and for this reason, sometimes, also more fragile.
I'd much rather resign than be pushed.
GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various degrees of the bird's intellectual energies and emotional character, so that when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling. The difference in geese, as discovered by this ingenious method, is considerable: many are found to have only trivial and insignificant powers, but some are seen to be very great geese indeed.
The time has come - and must come - for multilateral conversations about a secure peace in all of Europe.