Is there no hope? the sick man said, The silent doctor shook his head, And took his leave with signs of sorrow, Despairing of his fee to-morrow.
When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.
The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.
Every generation must recognize and embrace the task it is peculiarly designed by history and by providence to perform.
Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation.
Read the books you love, tell people about authors you like, and don’t worry about it.
There is some confusion because we only recently began our marketing. We're in an era were people need to think about business processes and applications horizontally. . . We need to think of the enterprise not as an island of stand-alone technology.