I get work because I'm primarily a novelist but I've become script doctor. I can work back and forth between French and English.
I don't drive. I live in L. A. , but I take the bus. I know, I'm weird!
When you feel your child truly loves you back, it makes you wish you had kissed your parents more.
If the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I'm more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort.
The best way to spell victory? K-I-L-L.
I think I was raised in a solidly upper-middle class family who had really strong values and excess was not one of the things that my family put up with.
Get up now and go and find Robert Kilroy-Silk. Smile in a warm, friendly sort of way, then punch him on the nose. Now go and find Robert on television, despite my best endeavours, this is still relatively easy to do. Wait for a close-up, same smile, and punch him on the nose. If you followed the instructions carefully, you will have noticed a distinct difference. On the one hand, you were suffused with a sense of public-spirited righteousness; on the other, you're probably dribbling blood. That's the difference between reality in life and reality on television.