When I was young, I was no one. Now, I'm worldwilde.
My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.
Our earliest efforts will be heard with joy by our Heavenly Father, however they are phrased.
Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business that most businessmen don't want to hear about. They just want to call a fabric manufacturer, and say, "Hey, give us 10,000 yards of shirting. "
One does not learn how to die by killing others.
Hopefully it'll give us a bit of luck on the night, but I'm not really a superstitious person.