Hammer your thoughts into unity.
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
We are creating a one size fits all system that needlessly brands many young people as failures, when they might thrive if offered a different education whose progress was measured differently. Paradoxically we're embracing standardized tests just when the economy is eliminating standardized jobs.
Is there an idea more radical in the history of the human race than turning your children over to total strangers whom you know nothing about, and having those strangers work on your child's mind, out of your sight, for a period of twelve years? Could there be a more radical idea than that? Back in Colonial days in America, if you proposed that kind of idea, they'd burn you at the stake, you mad person! It's a mad idea!
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take.
I grew up in Newquay, on the Atlantic coast and there developed a love of the sea and boats.