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I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

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I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language. . . Apache.

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Some people have a way with words, and other people. . . oh, uh, not have way.

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Be so good they can't ignore you.

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