Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of … - David Letterman

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David Letterman

Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets!

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