If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks … - Brian P. Cleary

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Turn back, turn back,thou pretty bride, Within this house thou must not abide. For here do evil things betide.

Brian P. Cleary

If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

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