In Germany I ingested the entire contents of the hotel mini-bar before a show and stuck my fingers in this guy's nostrils because I thought they would fit.
I want to go to college and go back to Georgetown. It's a really cool place.
I think everybody at some point in time has thought to themselves, 'I have a really great idea for a restaurant. '
Charcoal or gas. Both give excellent results, so choose the one that best suits your style of cooking.
For me, it's all about moderation. I don't kick things out of my diet, like carbs. But I'm not going to eat fast food.
I dropped out of high school. I really had no interest in doing any school work whatsoever.
It's important to have balance in your life between work and play.
I had Elvis' number in my book and I never called it.
The two chief things are faith and love. Faith receives the good; love gives the good. Faith offers us God as our own; love gives us to our neighbor as his own.
If you have ever been robbed by a black teen-aged male, you know how unbelievably fleet-footed they can be.
. . . because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.