So I use a tape recorder a lot to record ideas.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
I hadn't done a comedy for a while. I had directed a very low budget movie called The Ape and it was playing at a festival in Austin. Judd [Apatow] was there and he came and saw it and it's kind of funny.
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
What a grand, higgledy-piggledy, sensible old place Norwich is!
You need to understand things in order to invent beyond them.