If by Godot I had meant God I would have said God, and not Godot.
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
People are usually afraid to say what's on their mind.
I view my role more as trying to set up an environment where the personalities, creativity and individuality of all the different employees come out and can shine.
You screamin' 'no homo', but that's so homo Such a no-no, please swallow the. 44
Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.