Become like a sheet of blotting paper and soak it all in. Later on you can figure out what to keep and what to unload.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
After one has been in a lowly position, one knows how dangerous it is to climb to a high place, Once one has been in the dark, one knows how revealing it is to go into the light. Having maintained quietude, one knows how tiring compulsive activity is. Having nurtured silence, one knows how disturbing much talk is.
Becuse God loves us, but the devil takes an interest.
I'm a comic nerd. I'm a former serious collector for much of my childhood and early teen years I wanted to draw underground comics.
I address you with neither rancor nor bitterness in the fading twilight of life, with but one purpose in mind: to serve my country.