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They told me Corrigan smashed all the bones in his chest when he hit the steering wheel. I thought, Well at least in heaven his Spanish chick'll be able to reach in and grab his heart.

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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

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