There was something wrong with me, I thought, because I seemed to see things other people didn't see.
If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
Adam did not want the apple for the apple's sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.
Time is one of our most valuable possessions. Use it wisely. Remind yourselves often that things that matter most should not be left to the mercy of things that matter the least.
Time the healer (Time the killer) flies faster here in Rome than anywhere else in the world, I believe. . . here in Rome there are or seem to be strange differences in the value of things. For instance, the pound weight, instead of being sixteen ounces, is only twelve; the foot measure, instead of being twelve inches, is only nine; and I think, in some way, this must apply to time as well, so that the hour, instead of being sixty minutes long, is only forty-five!
Important decisions are risky. They should be controversial. Acclamation means that nobody has done the homework.