I don't think I'm ready for New York.
I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose. ’
There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him. . . They figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them.
My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.
. . . trying to control construction costs is like trying to control the cost of a hospital stay. You may not realize that when you sneeze and the nurse hands you a box of tissues, it generates a $5 charge on your bill. But you still have to pay.
We're in a very unique time where noise equals, in a lot of people's perception, advocacy. And I fundamentally disagree with that.
Buddhism is a hundred times as realistic as Christianity it is part of its living heritage that it is able to face problems objectively and coolly; it is the product of long centuries of philosophical speculation.
I would never rest until I held vengeance and the throne within my hand, and good night sweet prince to anybody who stood between me and these things.