The education cuts in the President's budget are both irresponsible and morally unjustifiable.
A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection
Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
The Federal Constitution forms a happy combination in this respect; the great and aggregate interests being referred to the national, the local and particular, to the state legislatures.
[On Paris:] I do not know any city so beautiful and you can be unhappy there and notice your unhappiness less, having the city to look at.
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli
Children, behold the Chimpanzee: He sits on the ancestral tree From which we sprang in ages gone.