We were most creative when our back was against the wall.
I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive.
The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
The most important thing about writing a book is having book parties.
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.
I'm a big comic book nerd so every time I'm in costume and see everyone in costume I'm just like "This is sick. "
Why will you be always sallying out to break lances with other people's wind-mills, when your own is not capable of grinding corn for the horse you ride?
If you're outside the path of totality eclipse, if there's any way you can get into the path of totality for the eclipse, do it. Take the day off. Take the kids out of school. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for most people to see a total eclipse, and it is one of the grandest sights in all of nature. It's something you'll always remember, and you'll pass stories of it onto your grandchildren.
If you want to surrender to creativity, surrender to creation.