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Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.

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Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?

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My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

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A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.

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There was a time in L. A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldn't call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, 'O. K. , I literally have nothing right now.

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I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the guy is sort of weak and spineless. And that's never been my experience in a relationship. I think it's much more interesting that the guy is the boss. And there are stakes.

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I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx.

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