I'd do a really tasteful Playboy shoot, but I'd want at least 700,000 for it.
I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.
When you get to a certain level of recognizability, celebrity, you can't go out of the house without someone going, "Can I just have one photo?" I don't mind, by the way, if anyone wants one we can take some photos. But sometimes you just wanna stay in the house or in the hotel room with the shades closed.
People scream at me, "Hey, let's party. " I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.
Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.
I remember that Jack Lemmon, who is one of my favorite actors of all time, says that the day he stops being nervous is the day he should leave the business.
Virtue is its own reward.
I use every opportunity, whether on my radio show or on television, to break stereotypes.
It doesn’t matter what you are ranked until the end.