If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
Isn't it good just to be alive on a day like this? I pity the people who aren't born yet for missing it.
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
You have to be able to improvise and respond to what's going on around you. Then you might get a good piece of work done.
I'm glad you're better," he said. His mouth sounded like it was almost in my hair, just above my my ear. "When I saw you fall. . . " "You thought, 'Wow, she's a loser.