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Reason is the slow and torturous method by which those who do not know the truth discover it

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Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1. 75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.

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Bring it,muthafuckas. Bring it.

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I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condition they're supposed to treat. Once I even heard "heart failure" listed as a side effect, and I wondered how that happened. Heart failure sounds like a pretty major event to me, and if you're willing to risk heart failure in order to avoid the mild discomfort of some other condition, then may the gods shield you from harm, since you're obviously seeking it out.

Heart, Order, Risk, Seeking, Treat, Willing

Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. "Aughh!" she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags. " "Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name. " [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count. ]

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Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed

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The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.

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