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I am afraid to live in the society we live in today. Our society cannot be maintained by this type of incompetency.

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Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

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To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks she's not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.

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Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid. . . you should always be aiming for a top half finish

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I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.

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My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

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Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

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