I think Chris [Evans] has got Captain America locked up. The role is in good hands.
There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.
If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he's not the problem.
The wisdom of the masses is not always wise. You could put a lot of things to a vote-you could have put anti-miscegenation laws to a vote, and that would have passed pretty handily. Either all people are created equal-or they're not. You're either buying into the original premise of America-or you're not.
So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.
That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.
Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.
I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you.
There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime.
Well the frog men finally got Rosie.