In Afghanistan, U. S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. … - Jay Leno

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After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldn't, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was God's Son.

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In Afghanistan, U. S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D. C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. . . . He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard.

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